Oliver: “Lucy, why did the chicken cross the road?”
Lucy: “I don’t know.”
Oliver” To get to th smelly nappy.”
Lucy: “That’s not funny.”
As I left Lucy at her nursery…
Little girl playing opposite Lucy in sand pit: “Hello Lucy. [pause] You’re my best friend and no-one else!”
I left smiling too.
Colleague #1 (to Colleague #2): “There’s a memorial bench with your name on it.”
Probably purely informational and not a mafia threat, but I’ll let you know if Colleague #2 goes missing.